"Seriously, man, let me suck on it. It’ll beat the shit out of those pansy-ass blowjobs Andrea’s been giving you."
Like father, like son. Maybe it’s genetic.
Shitting selfies… from the business class.
Who needs some white collar cock and a nose full of stink?
clean it up, bitch
Men at work… an ariel view.
It ain’t gonna suck itself, bitch… now get in here and get on it.
No, faggot, I ain’t got no stinkin’ condoms… Do I look like I carry around a fuckin’ condom? Now turn around and show me your cunt.
Desperate times call for desperate advertizing. Oh look… one of them is just showing off.
Banker dick… often tasty.